Right on the heels of International 90210 day, we've heard that Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter are thinking of doing a third Bill and Ted movie.
Is this a good idea? We think so. Remember the wisdom of Ox giving his history report, when he said
Everything is different, but the same.... Things are more moderner than before.... Bigger, and yet smaller.... It's computers ... San Dimas High School football rules!
We've marshaled our thoughts (with the assistance of those new-fangled computers we're using) and the Mamarazzi agree: a new Bill and Ted movie is a great idea. For one thing, some of us have teenage sons, and Bill and Ted teach the valuable lesson that even if you're flunking out of high school, some last minute cramming and a little time travel can save the day.
And then there's this whole Twilight/Justin Bieber/Jonas Brothers teen idol situation, which has been making us feel uncomfortably cougarish. Whereas we only feel a little bit dirty reliving our crushes on Bill S. Preston, Esq., and Ted "Theodore" Logan.
So Bill?
Ted?
It's time for a most triumphant sequel!
Whoa... We ALL have teenage sons! And they're... WYLD STALLYNS!