Yesterday, Star magazine claimed that Ashton Kutcher's been messing around in public with at least one woman who is not his famous, hot-ish, and slightly long of tooth wife.
The photo above is Ashton's reaction to the paparazzi.
What does this mean? You tell us!
Photo: Bauer-Griffin Online
What the hell is he wearing?!?!
I don't know what he's saying because I'm still trying to figure out what in the hell is going on with his outfit. A ski vest and boots with boxer shorts? Did he forget his pants?
All I could think when I saw this photo was, "Take THAT, Gorton's Fisherman!!"
I think he's rebelling. He wants back the childhood he lost, having spent most of it shacked up with granny.
He is wearing the boxers he slept in. He had to run out of the house because it was on fire, so he grabbed the only shoes he saw, which were his galoshes standing next to the front door, and the down vest in the coat closet. He does not understand the technology of how a hat brim keeps the sun out of one's eyes, which is why the hat is turned around.
Thank God he got out of the burning house, though. And his annoyance is completely understandable: People! His house is BURNING DOWN and yet the paparazzi hassles him?