When we saw unretouched photos of Madonna's recent Vuitton photoshoot, we immediately identified: Just like us, Madge drains herself getting four kids out of bed, packing their school lunches, carpooling, then racing to the gym to maintain those gristle arms that her fifth child, Jesus, likes so much.
Then we saw this photo.
We perused Madonna's 13-year old daughter Lourdes' fashion statement du jour. Lola's sporting J-Woww's Daisy Dukes, The Situation's white framed sunglasses, Snooki's mom's New Jersey chic tee shirt, wow, Lourdes sure loves her black pantyhose and HEL-LO! WHAT'S THAT ON LITTLE LOURDES' WRIST?! We're betting that's not a sanctioned item in Macy's Material Girl line.
Sooooo... Madonna and child spend quality time together grooving to Bob Marley in a haze of sweet, sweet smoke?
Now we have a whole new insight into Madonna's beat appearance. It's her new oh so chic sleepy stoner look.
Photos: Vuitton, Bauer- Griffin
Holy crap, I hope my daughter never gets a peek at Lourdes' outfits. I have enough wardrobe issues to deal with.
And just so you know, I'm totally stealing these photographs of Madonna to illustrate something I've been saying for years now--the smoky eye/nude lips look is terrible on women of a certain age--which, no matter how much time she spends at the gym--Madonna is.