Regardless of your political outlook, as Americans, we should be united in our search for truth, justice, and a way to get Sarah Palin's children to STFU.
And in a truly just society, Sarah Palin's former future son-in-law would get his untalented self off center stage and away from the media.
It's not enough that Bristol Palin will be appearing this fall on Dancing with the Wannabes. Now Levi Johnston (remember him?) is announcing to anyone who'll listen that he regrets apologizing to Sarah and Todd last summer.
Oh, and the reason for this interview? Levi has decided to run for office.
And that's why we've decided it's time to make a fundamental change in the government. For years we've believed that Queen Elizabeth II's children took the prize for being the most embarrassing, idiotic offspring of a politician or, in the Queen's case, ruling monarch. Many years of drinking haven't erased our memories of toe-sucking and wanting to be a tampon and such. But Bristol and Levi are causing us to change our minds.
There's only one answer, and that's a Constitutional Amendment barring politicians from getting married and/or having children.
With this amendment in place, Levi Johnston wouldn't be able to become chief dog-catcher of Wasilla, Alaska and then try to become President.
So please join our grass-roots movement. Before Alaska Hunting runs paparazzi photos of someone sucking Bristol Palin's toes.
Well... if the head bimbo Sarah would STFU... maybe her spawns of Satan would as well. And Levi, honey? Your 15 minutes were up a couple years ago.