We'd like to congratulate Paris Hilton on her latest mug shot. It can't be easy to look good in one. There's no one to do your hair and makeup, and as for Photoshopping, we're pretty sure the cops don't bother. So Paris, kudos on your latest! We could definitely see it being included in a high school yearbook under "most likely to be arrested on drug and/or alcohol charges."
On the other hand, we're not as thrilled with Paris's claim that the purse she was carrying--the one with the bag of coke--couldn't have been hers because it was "too cheap."
We're sure Paris lives a strictly Louis Vuitton lifestyle. After all, she carries her LV bag to the beach. She probably thinks only the little people carry Coach.
But Paris, here's a newsflash for you. If you Google "Paris Hilton Cheap," you get 11,000,000 hits.
On the other hand, if you Google "Paris Hilton Expensive," you get only 1,500,000.
Your honor, we rest our case.
The smug look on her face right there tells me she thinks she will get away with it, again. I hope she comes up before the judge who finally yanked the rug out from under the Lohan brat.
Aren't there mandatory minimum sentences for this sort of thing? I think drugs should be legal, but if they are going to be illegal, they ought to be the same illegal for everyone.
The level of illegality seems to correspond to how expensive and fast talking your attorney is.
Paris Hilton never ends to amaze me. Her rich sheltered existence must be difficult on her, forced to live with the commoners. She should stay in her castle its best for us and for her.
I opine that to get the credit loans from creditors you ought to have a good reason. However, once I have received a collateral loan, just because I was willing to buy a building.