In support of Mamarazzi's theory that all stars--no matter how unique their look once was--eventually become duplicates of Madonna (blonde and grisly) or Britney (blonde and trashy) we give you ...
Lindsay Lohan doing public service in Africa?
Madonna hoovering up another half dozen orphans?
Shauna Sands on her way to a funeral?
Wrong! It's Kate Gosselin, who decided to take the kids to the pediatrician after auditioning for a made-for-TV film about a showgirl who lost her feet in a tragic accident, and then, after she was fitted with tap-shoe-wearing prosthetics, found stardom as a tap-dancing zebra impersonator at the local Rainforest Café.
It's that or she's been signed to star in The Real Housewives of WTF.
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All photos courtesy of DListed.com
Have you noticed that it's been an awfully long time since those kids have been photographed with smiles on those faces?