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You know, we could post this photo of Madonna arriving at her birthday celebration and squee about how great she looks for a 52 year old. You know, be all "You go, girl!"
But please, people. Madonna has been being stalked by the paps for 25 years. Madonna's birthday is like Christmas for them. They know she's going to get all dolled up, go out, and give good face. The occasion is about as spontaneous as the red carpet at the Oscars.
So this is what we want for our birthday: a photograph of Madonna leaving the gym after a two-hour hot yoga class. With no makeup on, her cheek implants popping out, her roots showing, and preferably wearing a tank top so we can point and laugh at her Skeletor arms.
I wonder which is more - the money spent by Madonna to look that good (trainers + plastic surgery + botox + facials + stylists + + ) or the money made by the photographers for the shot. I hope she is getting her moneys worth.
At least we still get the skeletor arms in this photo. And the roots. Seriously, with all that money, she could do a touchup more often than once every six weeks. I do mine every three weeks and my net worth is about one gajillionth of hers.
Happy birthday Poppy. Sorry, can't make it link. You'll have to be old-fashion and cut & paste it.
http://www.bittenandbound.com/2008/07/26/has-madonna-had-some-plastic-surgery-photos/