For years we couldn't figure out exactly why Paris Hilton looked like a vacuous real-life version of a Barbie doll. And then it hit us. The problem isn't her yellow dolly hair, vacant expression, and long, thin limbs. It's her tendency to accessorize herself like a Mrs. Potato Head. Case in point: on a recent trip to the beach, Paris, as usual, over-accessorized herself. Which accessories do you think she could do without?
Photo courtesy of X17
a) the gold sunglasses
b) the headband
c) the giant purse
d) the dinner napkin tied around her hips
e) the bracelets
f) the ring pop
g) the size 14 gold lamé ballet slippers
h) the bodyguard
i) the bodyguard's Johnny Walker Black
the flats on the beach seems to be a pretty common fashion choice for our Paris... she just looks such the fool.
I pick
j) all of the above.
What's with all the bodyguards? Who are they supposed to be keeping away? The paparazzi? Looks like the excessive number of bodyguards might be another unneeded accessory.