Betty White has a pinup calendar for 2011. We love it! We think Betty's awfully cute surrounded by baby oiled young men.
Now, some people will cry "Double standard! Why is it cute for an old woman to be sexy with younger guys but terribly wrong for an octogenarian man to mess around with the barely (pun!) legal?"
Fair question, awesome answer.
Picture this brief excerpt from Kendra Wilkinson's upcoming memoir book Sliding Into Home:
"One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef's room... One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him... for about a minute."
Blerg! Purge this mental image from our brains!
See, here's the difference: We're pretty darn sure that Betty's only sharing her bed with her pets and possibly a hot water bottle or two.
In related news, Madonna's begun interviewing contenders for her 2030-2031 season boyfriend...
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