Now that the LAPD has opened a domestic violence inquiry about Mel Gibson, there's only one place this can go.
And that's reality TV.
Help us pick a name and an elevator pitch for Mel's reality show! Come on--anyone can play!
I Hope They Serve Beer in Mel
A gritty, no-holds-barred Breaking Bonaduce-style investigation into alcohol abuse, rehab, and rehab abuse. Starring Mel Gibson, his ex-wife, his ex-girlfriend, his therapist, and a bottle hidden in a brown paper bag.
Apocalypse Mel
Mel travels through LA (or maybe it's the Australian outback--who can tell?) picking fights with local law enforcement. Filmed entirely in an aboriginal dialect--except for the swearing and anti-Semitic remarks.
Mel and Date Plus 8
A competition where Mel brings home a variety of beautiful women to help him raise his kids. The winner is the first one to get knocked up.
Don't you really just wonder... what the HELL went wrong with him? I mean... he had it ALL. Great career of decent, entertaining movies, he could have aged so well and still been HAWT at this point, lovely wife and family... WHAT the hell goes so WRONG to turn someone into the wreck he is now?
Goodness, why stop at a reality show? Mel's so full of material, he warrants his own network! So many possibilities... how about a landscaping show featuring how to bury troublesome girlfriends in the rose garden?
"the year of living anger-ously?"
20 Years in the Life of Mel Gibson's Publicist
http://www.cracked.com/blog/twenty-years-in-the-life-of-mel-gibsons-publicist/
I think he's completely off his rocker.