We've been pretty much ignoring reality television lately ... but hey, when real life brings us Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan, who can blame us?
Still, the photographs of Teresa Giudice's house from The Real Housewives of New Jersey caught our eye. How could they not?
Not just because of the size or the gaudiness. Not because of Teresa's infamous table flip or the "prostitution hoo-ah." And not because she and her husband have declared bankruptcy and are $11 million in debt.
It's because she's selling Happy Wife, Happy Life t-shirts on her website. And for $29.99, you, too, can own an overpriced bling-encrusted t-shirt.
So ladies, we urge you to think about it. Come on. A lipgloss or maybe a t-shirt. Maybe a copy of her Skinny Italian cookbook.
Otherwise, we're afraid Liberace is going to repossess those chandeliers.
I took my first mortgage loans when I was a teenager and that aided me a lot. Nevertheless, I require the sba loan once more time.
I wouldn't want to pay to heat or cool that living room and it's a little ornate for my tastes, but the only two glaring errors that I see are that she has a TV in there (it should be in the rec room, not the formal living room) and that the coffee table needs to be turned 90 degrees. I thought that's what you meant by the "table flip."