OK, this is when we realized that we're whores. Because nobody wants a cheating bastard for a husband. Correction: nobody wants a flagrantly sex-addicted cocktail-waitress-chasing cheating bastard for a husband.
But Elin Woods was just awarded $100 million.
Let's put this into perspective. Yes, her husband is worth $500 million, and yes, she was publicly humiliated. But when Tiger met Elin, she was a nanny. And now, after less than six years of marriage, she's leaving with $100 million.
If she does nothing but stick the whole amount in a crappy 5 year CD, she'll have an income of $2 million a year--and that's without touching the principal.
Well played, Elin! And pay up, Tiger. Those cheap cocktail waitresses seem pretty expensive now, don't they?
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