Mel, Mel, Mel. You do have a way with words.
Friends, no doubt you've already read about the secretly recorded tapes that leaked after being presented in Oksana Grigorieva's and Mel's breakup and custody court hearing. Mel was taped screaming such gems as (WARNING: This is rough stuff!):
"You're an embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.
"How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so fucking nice."
"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
"Look what you did to me... look what you are... look what every part of you is... fucking fake... fucking fake. You are the most synthetic person... who the fuck are you?"
Mel, try the Mamarazzi Method of Anger Management. It's so simple! Just change a few words when you need to blow off steam. Here's how it works:
All nasty nouns should be replaced by the word "diphthong".
Change all adjectives to "moist".
Any words ending with "-ing"? Replace them with "snorkeling".
Please replace all horrible verbs with "flummox".
You won't make any sense but you'll sound amusing and not like the disgusting racist/sexist/all around equal opportunity hater you evidently are.
One thing can stay, though. In Oksana's case, the word "fake" shouldn't be replaced. Any dolt can see that it's appropriate.
This is important: Always speak with a hand puppet.
Better yet, follow the lead of your doppelganger, The Burger King. He simply smiles and doesn't say a snorkeling thing.
he is so flummoxed !!!!
What a jerk.
Lemony, you were way too gentle with this snorkeling diphthong. In addition to being a racist scumbag (alas, not even close to the first time for that), he's also a world-ranked (and I mean RANK) sexist. Who else still blames rape on the victim, and thinks that she "deserves" it? Let's hope that no woman ever snorkels this jackass again.
Good point, Hen. We'll change the copy to reflect that.
Snorkeling diphthong may just become my new favorite insult.
And Mel is indeed one.
This is snorkeling genius!
Snorkeling Hilarious!
Lots of specialists claim that business loans aid a lot of people to live their own way, just because they are able to feel free to buy needed goods. Furthermore, various banks present term loan for different persons.