We can think of lots of good reasons to have a baby: To celebrate your and your partner's endless love, caving to the thunderous pounds of the biological clock (bingo!), or to keep your best evah one-night stand, i.e. Jude Law, in your life.
Mario Lopez and girlfriend Courtney Laine Mazza are, of course, having a baby to celebrate their endless love. It's just pure coincidence that they're Mario's planning a reality show and hardcover memoir about fatherhood. Mario clarifies that "he" will write "a book women could get for their guys to be prepared for fatherhood."
Uh huh.
Still, we may tune in while our men are out with the guys. Maybe it's because we liked Mario when he hosted Pet Star but somehow we can get past his permanent smarmy smile and evidence that his morning routine includes spraying Pam all over himself.
Mamarazzi wonders if Mario and possibly Courtney are the ultimate stage parents, capitalizing on their kid before he or she is even born. Icky, yet oddly impressive. Just like Mario himself.
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