The entire writing staff of Mamarazzi was slack-jawed and speechless over the news that Mel Gibson and his girlfriend what's-her-name weren't getting along.
And now what's all this we're hearing? Custody battles? Blows? Teeth getting knocked out? Restraining orders?
That's not the kind of of behavior we'd come to expect from this pair of crazy love-struck kids. (OK, fine: one love-struck gold digger and an aging alcoholic egomaniac with anger-management issues and a bug up his ass about religion.)
But still--who could have seen this coming?
When a man leaves his wife of 30 years to take up with a much younger mistress, we expect happily ever after. Didn't you?
Honestly, Mel. Don't phrases like "male menopause," "red sportscar," or "a little bit on the side" mean anything anymore?
HA!! I take mean-spirited pleasure in Mel's bad press.