If you're like us, you're probably having a heck of a time telling some of these so-called "stars" apart.
For example, at first we thought this was J-Lo. Or maybe Emma Caulfield. Then we realized that it's Molly Sims. But hey, everyone's blonde these days. Who can tell them apart?
But then even the brunettes started to confuse us.
See, there used to be one famous brunette. Her name was Kim Kardashian. She was curvy, wore way too much makeup, and dressed like a skank.
Then she got a reality TV show and we discovered that she has sisters. All pretty much identical: deeply tanned, loaded with makeup, flaunting miles of cleavage.
But then Jersey Shore made its debut.
Frankly, we're glad we don't live in Miami, because right now the sidewalks must be teeming with Kardashian klones sisters and Jersey Shore Guidettes. How can anyone be expected to tell them apart?
We don't mean to brag, but it's easier than you think.
1. Does the skank you've spotted look like something out of a fast-food clamshell? This is key. Snooki reminds us of a Chicken McNugget, whereas the Kardashian sisters look like a bucket of KFC.
2. Once you've established their essential golden brown greasy crispiness, check for hoops. If they're being used to hold a bathing suit together, it's a Kardashian.
If they're so big, you could use them in the powder room to hold guest towels, you're looking at a Guidette.
This was unbelievably awesome. It makes me a little ashamed to be a brunette right now though.
The whole lot screams 'Trunk Full o' Tranny!' to me.
Kim: Me too!
MsCellania: You literally just cracked me up. XD
MsCellania wrote:
That's an insult to transfolk. ;-)
Not very many transpersons look like Kardashians. Actually I only know of one...poor girl, she used to be overweight and dieted herself down, got faux tanned and wears gorgeous eye makeup that's just simply too much, and now resembles Khloe Kardashian. I didn't have the heart to tell her she looked prettier without the faux tan and with less makeup, then she looked like one of the smaller Lane Bryant/Figure Magazine models.
She does dress a bit more classic than the Kardashians though.