As you may know, Lindsay Lohan was supposed to return from Cannes yesterday to attend her mandatory court hearing in L.A. Oh, how desperately she tried to escape the deplorable 24-hour party scene at the Cannes Film Festival! Alas, someone must have stolen her passport; that happens to Linds all the time, no matter how closely she guards her purse.
Mamarazzi knows that Lindsay is utterly distraught and has been searching tirelessly for that pesky passport. Behold the evidence:
"I can't believe it - Somebody must have stolen my passport! How ever will I get home to fulfill my public duty?"
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"I will not rest until I find that passport..."
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"Please, kind sir - help me find my precious passport. Oh, sorry ma'am - I'm so frantic, I'm seeing double."
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"Whoops, I fell again! I can't believe I'm so clumsy! Oh well, now that I'm on the floor again, maybe it's under this chair..."
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"No, I will not go back to my
Linds, Mamarazzi will not only help help you find your passport, we'll meet you at LAX with conservatorship papers.
Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News, WENN, Bauer-Griffin Online, Opticphotos.com, CFF
At least she was wearing panties...
Smalltown Mom, I thought exactly the same thing!
Now someone let me know--was she doing lines off a chair seat? Because I wouldn't put it past her.