Remember this look?
That's Lourdes in 2008. And here she is last month.
We apologize for not bringing these pictures to your attention before now. It took our corneas a few days to recover from the sight of Madonna's chipmunk cheeks.
Isn't she gorgeous? We're not even going to snark her 14-going-on-20 look, because some of us have teenage daughters of our own.
But don't think we've gone soft, because we've got a piece of advice for Lourdes: don't accept any shiny red apples from harmless old peddler women.
By "harmless old peddler women," do you mean Madonna? ;)