It's official: Sarah Jessica Parker is a bird brain

May
28

It's official: Sarah Jessica Parker is a bird brain

OK, media? Enough. We get it. Sarah Jessica Parker is a style icon. It may have taken a decade, but you've managed to hammer this so-called "fact" into our heads.

But Sarah-as-Carrie-Bradshaw? Not so fashion-icon-y. Sometimes she looked great. Other times she slid down the slippery slope of eccentric and looked like a wino who'd been dumpster diving behind a Barney's.

For example, the blue bird stuck to the side of her head in the first SATC movie was grotesque. First of all, it was fugly.

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Also, when we were thinking about including something blue in our wedding ensembles, a stuffed bird didn't leap to mind. Who wants a dead animal that close to her face? In a word: ew.

But Sarah Jessica has apparently decided that crazy hats should be her signature accessory. Here she is at the 2008 London premiere of SATC:

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And here she is at the London premiere of SATC 2, looking like Maleficent from a live-action remake of Sleeping Beauty, except with more skin showing.

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This is seriously scary stuff. If the second SATC movie is as successful as the first, we could have another ten years of an increasingly crinkly Sarah Jessica Parker hobbling down the red carpet with outtakes from a Tim Burton movie stapled to her head.

If she won't think of her own children, could she please think about ours? Because this is the stuff of nightmares.

Maleficent

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2 Comments

Awww give her a break... When in Rome... or rather, London. The ones she is wearing are pretty tame to some I have seen on Londoners, and Brits in general...

I can't stop staring at the wedding dress' bodice. It's so wrong in so many ways. The dead bird headdress seems normal by comparison.

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