Photo: Aspen, CO Police Dept./AP. Not your typical Aspen vacation souvenir.
SO. Charlie Sheen has signed for another season of Two and a Half Men - and he's so valuable, he'll earn nearly $2 million per episode. This makes him the highest paid actor in television history.
Not that we don't wonder this on a daily basis, but HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD? Does Charlie Sheen deserve this sort of canonization?
Charlie's personal history shakes even our overdeveloped ennui. Here are but a few highlights of his personal life:
1990: Sheen accidentally shot his then-fiancee, Kelly Preston in the arm.
1995: Sheen was named as a particularly good client of brothels owned by Heidi Fleiss. Like, he practically lived there.
1998: Sheen tried injecting cocaine, accidentally giving himself an overdose. Hello, rehab.
2005: While pregnant with their daughter Lola, wife #2 Denise Richards filed for divorce from Sheen, accusing him of abusing drugs and alcohol and threatening her with violence.
2009: Sheen was arrested on charges of domestic violence, including second-degree assault and menacing, against wife #3 Brooke Mueller on Christmas Day. Hello rehab again. ( We have no idea how many times he's been in some sort of rehab but we're betting every rehab center in the country has a suite permanently reserved for Charlie.)
In the interest of fair and balanced reporting, we'd love to tell you the good things that Charlie's done. And we will, if we ever find one.
Yeah, so he's a violent drug addled loon. Big deal. I just want to know what is up with that gawdawful toupee he runs around in all the time? Dude, when you're not on set, let it go.
Shhh... women prefer bald heads to hairlines that slither up down and around more than your last pole dancer.
well..., he was in 'platoon', right?