OK, you're an ancient (62 going on 162) Rolling Stone. You make millions just slouching in your rocking chair. Yet you attract hot babes. How do you decide whether they're worth putting up with all the obvious differences? How do you decide whether they're worth taking years off you life?
Mamarazzi exclusively knows that Ron makes a list of pros and cons. Behold.
Pro: She's old school groovy.
Con: Dear God, I was making peace symbols way back in 1965.
Pro: She's got me drinking water instead of gin.
Con: Gad, her lack of subtlety makes even ME want to bolt.
Pro: She's CRAZY!
Con: She's CRAZY!
Pro: Aww, she wants to be Number One in my life.
Con: WHAT?! She wants me to throw out my very hot photos of my 20-year-old ex?!
Eh, we had a good run.
photos: Big Pictures
Proving yet once again, money talks. These guys wouldn't stand a chance with the gold digging bimbos out in the real world cleaning toilets all day.
it's not only money...these women believe fame, like many other things coursing through ron wood's body, is contagious!