Mr. and Mrs. Smith, we have some good news and some bad news for you.
The bad news is: not only is your daughter Melissa a stripper, she was also one of the mistresses to Jesse James who helped him in the destruction of his marriage to Sandra Bullock and forcing her into the role of single mother of their newly adopted son.
The good news is what your daughter lacks in morales, she makes up for in manners as evidenced by the apology letter she sent to the Oscar winning spouse of the man she'd been sleeping with.
Because, clearly, an APOLOGY will fix everything.
I think Miss Manners would be spinning in her grave.
I can't help but notice she left out the phrase, "I am sorry for what I did. It was wrong."
I am rather ridiculously happy for Sandra Bullock... that baby is delicious!
Manners and CLASS would require that it was kept private. As I am fairly certain Ms. Bullock did not divulge the contents, I will assume the little publicity seeking skank whore did.
That scrolldown is a killer. Nice monkeys.
Carol