along comes some proof that we're actually not aging all that badly.
To illustrate our point, we offer a photograph of the Moonstruck-era Nicolas Cage
Now, you're all probably too young to remember an old hair dye commercial in which the pretty young spokeswoman declares "If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a blonde!"
Apparently, Nicolas Cage got as far as "If I have only one life to live, let me live it as," whereupon he became confused, grabbed a Magic Eight Ball and concluded:
a) the skeleton in Donald Trump's dressing room
b) the stuff they swept off the floor of Britney's hair salon
c) Misty of Chincoteague's tail.
d) ask again later
e) all of the above.
Actually, we're not sure what that mess is supposed to be. Any ideas?
We need to check to see if Brad Pitt still has that nasty little beard, because I think it's on Nic's head.
It's a reminder to all of us that:
Getting old sucks;
And one should never try to dye one's hair at home, if one doesn't know what one is doing.
(And if a salon did that to him, they should be sued.)