We thought they'd last forever. Snirk.
First, Golem Larry King announced that he's divorcing his eighth wife.
Moments later, we learned that Mel Gibson has split from the mother of his eighth child.
We're not so concerned that the women will find love again.
It's the ungracefully aging men who need a matchmaker, and we're here to help.
Oh yeah, we saw Pamela Anderson flirting with Larry on his show last night. The thought of those two together squicks us out to the point where we need to exterminate our brains. Who could possibly match a sickly old dude who's been married eight times to seven women?
Elizabeth Taylor! She's also been married eight times to seven men, many of whom would never make People's Sexiest Men Alive issue. And she's available!
As for Mel's mate, who could possibly relate to an, um, eccentric man who's used to the mayhem of gazillion kids? Who's desperate and crazy enough for Mel?
Oh yeah. Mamarazzi fixes the world again.
Sarah, this might be your best post yet! :-)
Yeah, Sarah. What's next--world peace?
Oh yeah, we're achieving world peace one slam at at time. Oh yeah.