The wait is over. Bristol Palin has finally made a public service announcement essentially saying "You betcha I wish I'd used a condom."
Now, Mamarazzi isn't about to make fun of Bristol. The video's point is right, even if it does make Bristol look like a crackhead whose underclothed baby whacks his forehead as if to say, "Of all possible places, the stork brought me here? CRAP!"
We've got our panties in a knot over The Candie's Foundation and its parent company, designers of plastic eff-me-now shoes, Candie's, Inc.
Remember this iconic Candie's ad?
So has Candie's tweaked their image? Are they now promoting their shoes by featuring admirable, responsible role models?
Think about it. Candie's certainly doesn't want their prime customers to be spending shoe money on diapers, now do they?
So we suggest that Candie's erect a more appropriate product line to firm up their "Pause Before You Play" campaign, a product line extension if you will:
Candie's Condoms.
The message seems to be:
Teen Pregnancy: Only the wealthy!
Exactly. Which will then morph into "get knocked up and you, too, can get glammed up and be on TV."