During an appearance on Ryan Seacrest's radio program to promote, um... herself, Heidi Montag shared some new details regarding her eleventy seven cosmetic procedures.
Not only were the boobs enlarged and the thighs sucked and the jaw sanded down, but apparently the back was "scooped".
When Mrs. Mr. Seacrest rightly asked just what in the hell that meant Heidi replied: I actually didn't know. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit.
Slow clap for mysterious cosmetic procedure!
Sigh.
Mamarazzi doesn't really know what to say. Poking fun at this miserable creature, who thanks to her new freaky boobs cannot run or hug, is like shooting fish in a barrel, but at the same time, REALLY?
You had something done to your body and you don't really know what? Is it possible for someone to be this incredibly moronic?
She ends the interview by stating that she and her equally repellant husband, Spencer Pratt, are thinking of moving to Costa Rica... Mamarazzi says, Adios!
I haven't read of any cosmetic surgeons coming forward to explain that particular procedure either. Makes me wonder just how legit it is. Is she making things up for the attention (after all, she's gotten more attention since the surgeries than at any point previously), or does she just not have a clue what the procedure is really called?
They are nothing more than egotistical "never weres". No real talent with permanent vacant expressions.. I feel sorry for Costa Rica if they do move but... good riddance to bad rubbish if they do!
Oh dear, I like Costa Rica. It's too nice a place for Rush Limbaugh or Speidi.
Also, perhaps Heidi really meant that her surgeon scooped her brain!
Maybe she bought so many procedures that the surgeon threw in the scooped back as a gift-with-purchase. You know, like at the Clinique counter. The rest of us get a free ugly lipstick and yet another container of yellow moisturizer; Heidi gets another nip. Or tuck. I'm sure she doesn't mind at all not knowing what he was doing. She was all"Whatever--just do it."
Sarah in order for any brain scooping to be done I would think there might need to be some material there left TO scoop.