Crazy
Well, it appears Charlie Sheen left "pre-hab" (rehab for those who might drink again) long enough to fly to Aspen and plead not guilty to holding his wife at knifepoint on Christmas Day (fucking holidays... so stressful) and he is back at work on his enormously successful and
Mamarazzi is a little unclear on the law, but, as a person who has "accidentally" shot one girlfriend, beat another, and threatened to have his ex wife killed... well, even Mamarazzi would like to point out: pattern.
It's just our opinion. We've watched a lot of Law and Order.
What makes all this particularly delightful is that Brooke Mueller, Charlie's wife, is working some rehab at home program to combat her crack and alcohol addiction.
Seriously.
What the hell, Sheens?
What do you think?
Well I say it all the time but... money talks. None of these slime ball or over the hill disgusting "celebs" would be able to hang on to these "young cute chicks/skanks" if it weren't for the money. (Hugh Hefner. I rest my case.)And also... they deserve each other. Because she is certainly no prize herself. She is a wannabe actress, and what... a real estate agent? Right.