Photo: westcoastchoppers.com
What a week. First, Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes split. Then Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy part. Then (maybe - it's still early in the day) Britney and Jason Trawick! We thought they'd last forever! And what's this we hear about Matt Damon and Jason Bourne?
Now it's Sandra Bullock and Jesse James' turn. According to In Touch magazine, which we know we can trust, Sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James of West Coast Choppers fame, took a few joy rides with tattoo model (you can't make this stuff up!) Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.
Ms. Bombshell allegedly calls Jesse "Vanilla Gorilla" because of the size of his, er, spark plug. Imagine our respect for a woman who makes bad puns based on a cartoon that was too monkey brained even for us.
SO. "Due to unforeseen personal reasons", Sandra's pulled out of next Tuesday's London premier of The Blind Side.
She's also reportedly pulled out of their home.
Jesse's pulled out of his Twitter account.
Hopefully, Vanilla Gorilla has also pulled out of Bombshell.
Mamarazzi says, Sandra, we love you and implore you not to worry.
Judging from this photo from her website, we're pretty sure Miss Bombshell is merely a heavily inked Roxxxy Sexbot.
Photo: michellebombshell.com
Dog! Total dog.
Wow I can totally see the appeal of a tatoo covered slutty ho bag over a beautiful talented actress! What a complete DOUCHE!!!
Now Kristin, we LIKE real canine dogs. Let's think of an animal that's despicable. I'll let you know as soon as I can think of one. This may take a while.
Sarah, how about TIGER!?
Damn, and right after she gave that gushing acceptance speech. What a smack in the face that must have been. I'm not a huge Sandra fan, she's just ok, but jeez, she didn't see that coming and didn't deserve it.
male gorillas have smaller endowments than humans , in both absolute and relative terms...
Well he's a tattoo covered jack ass so, I can see the mutual appeal. I never could figure out what she saw in him and always thought she was WAY to good for him. It's so sad to see I was right in that respect. I am pretty sure if it hadn't been for Sandra, he would not have had such an easy time getting custody of his daughter. That poor little girl had to go through all that and has now lost the one decent person in her life.
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