In Which Mamarazzi Advises Brad Pitt

Mar
25

In Which Mamarazzi Advises Brad Pitt

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At long last, Brad explained to Britain's Sun why he grew that gnarly beard and why he still has it.

"It's boredom. No other reason than that."

Bradley, we understand how it is. Even with forty-seven six kids, a househusband can get very bored indeed while Wifey is off trying to snag her newest co-star at work.

Mamarazzi suggests you do what experienced housespouses do. Read and learn, Brad.

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First and foremost, plan your daily activites.




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Start your day on a bright, shiny note!




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Shop for a meal that will make you spouse proud.




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Take a moment to relax with your favorite tunes.




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Explore new activities!




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Spend some quality time with your best friend.




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Get creative! Make something incorporating a passion you share with your spouse; in this case, your mutual love of architecture and Jell-o®!




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Last, but not least, Brad, take comfort thinking warm thoughts about what your spouse is doing at this very moment. There, now doesn't this help?

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4 Comments

LMAO!

LOL--Brad could be on the old SNL skit. It's a floor wax! It's a shaving cream! It's both!

I can't believe Angelina even wants to kiss him with that thing. My husband grew a beard in the fall. His looked great (he kept it trimmed) but it still scratched me every time we kissed. He finally shaved it off because I finally refused to kiss him.

Make your own life time more easy get the loan and everything you want.

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