Woman's Wear Daily reports that UK sportswear manufacturer Fred Perry has signed Amy Winehouse to design a collection that will debut in October.
It's supposed to be pink and black and consist of capris, polos, twin sets, and mini skirts.
Sounds wholesome! Which means something has gone askew somewhere. We don't know about you, but when we think about Amy Winehouse and fashion, we get an image of ballet flats
mini skirts--fetish-y schoolgirl avatar ones
wife beaters ... maybe with a "heroin chic" design
tattoos
and part pink thing on top of the head.
Put it all together, roll it in cigarette ashes, and you get
Are you buying it?
That sounds like a winner of a business plan. Do heroin abusers have any money leftover with which to buy fashion wear?
OMG she has got to be the skankiest scuzzy skank ever on the face of the whole freaking planet. Just seeing pictures of her makes me want to go bathe in bleach then shower in Purell. And then take an ice pick to my brain because nothing is ever going to get rid of those images!