We'll have plenty to say about the red carpet at the Oscars, but right now, we're watching them. So we'd like to share our thoughts about Saturday night's Independent Spirit Awards.
What does it mean when hot, young, and perky women cover up their cleavage
whereas the more middle-aged either spectacularly fail the pencil test,
Mr. Darcy with a couple of beagle ears
let their breasts wander all over the place,
Maggie Gyllenhaal in Lanvin
dress like someone going out on Halloween as an exploding tube of toothpaste.
Mariah Carey in Spanx
Does this signal the end for bare-it-all fashions, and the floppy-breasted are simply the last to hear the news? We believe so. It seems to boil down to Young Hollywood telling Older Hollywood to put some goddamned clothes on.
With that in mind, Mamarazzi proudly presents our first caption contest. The best caption for the following photograph will win a $25 Starbucks gift card.
You have until midnight Monday night, so think of something devastatingly funny and leave it in a comment.
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All photos from MTV.com, except for the last one, which is from dear Dlisted.
"That's why they call it a WonderBra, Mags. Because you wonder where they went when you take it off!"
Really, they were in here when I got dressed.
"I told you--I put the tickets right under here. They're safe."
Dammit, I knew I forgot something -- my bra!
Did you get those at the 80% off sale?
Here titty, titty, titty....
Here titty, titty, titty
Ahhh, they look so peaceful when they're asleep...
Are you sure theyre still in there? Can you see them? What if I pull my dress down like this.. can you see them now?
Nope not getting anything..
You're right, I did drop a skittle down there!
"i don't understand why you keep giggling when i say 'best supporting actress', i really don't!"
Well, at least your brother's hot.
(Read in an Austrailian accent, please ;) "The dingo stole my boobies!"
Thanks for keeping track of the car keys.
"If I let them hang out a little more the best supporting actress title is as good as mine! Muhahhaa wait, what? Monique was nominated?! ::Sigh:: let me cover them back up..."
OOOhhh, look how my shoes sparkle in the lights... plus I knew wearing this flashy hospital gown backwards would start a new trend!