We admit it: when celebs appear to be doing a piss-poor job of child management, we feel better about ourselves.
And for many people, their pets are like children to them.
So when a certain High Priestess of Perfection's fur baby takes a bite out of her own editor during a photoshoot, we suddenly don't feel so bad that our garbage cans aren't monogrammed and that our signature gift wrap involves the Sunday comics and a roll of duct tape.
Please tell me that Amy Winehouse did not have a baby. She is doing shots while holding someone else's kid, right? or am I that out of the celebrity gossip to have missed that birth announcement?
Granted I do live in BFE, Wisconsin.
Did she carry the baby in that thing on her head? Is that what that is for?
It is someone elses kid... the poor little thing. What a horrible way to scar a child for life...
The article says it's 'unclear if she [the employee] will be compensated.'
If I didn't get some freakin' serious compensation after being bitten in the face by my employer's damned dog, I'd sue in a major way -- enough that I could retire.
Is it obvious that I'm not a Martha fan?