Mamarazzi was going to get all clever what with Rick Martin now Living La Vida obvious Loca, until we realized that we don't really care. Go on with your newly-outed-but-we've-always-suspected bad self Mr. Martin and enjoy life with your darling babies.
In other not surprising news, Kate Gosselin is still driving men away!
With Jon Gosselin busily campaigning for the title of Supreme Tool (chief competition: Michael Lohan) we've all sort of forgotten what an supreme pain in the keister his ex wife can be... fortunately, she's back on Dancing With the Stars to remind the world at large just why this douchebag used to be a sympathetic figure.
Last night Tony Dovolani, Kate's unfortunate partner, was driven past exasperation and right to the unemployment line as he finally burst with I dramatic but heartfelt, I Quit!
We know!
¡Escándalo!
After what Mamarazzi can only assume is a producer and contract driven conversation, Tony returns with dead eyes to apologize and solider on... and solider on they do right into the worst Jive you've ever seen...
it's long, but it includes their routine... Tony stalks off about 1:44... you will watch, but you will not thank us.
What do you think?
He Bangs, she bites.
Sarah - superior title. I should have called you.
OMG she needs to just Go. The. F*ck. AWAY. And as much of a total DOUCHE Jon is, I think it's extremely BITCH SUPREME that she would not allow him to be with the kids this whole time she's away making a fool of herself on this show. He might be a total ass but I believe he loves his kids and should have been allowed to have the time with them. He either would have risen to the occasion and surprised us all, or wanked out a couple days in. In either case, there definitely would have been something to write about.
Oh man, watching her dance is just painful. I can hardly wait for her to be voted off. Tony is so poised and elegant, he deserves so much more than to put up with Kate's sh*t.
Oops. I forgot to mention that I wish Ricky nothing but peace and happiness in his life--and that I would love very much to nom on the chubby cheeks of his sweet boys.
She really has no natural rhythm or form, does she? She's not the only on the show without rhythm, but the others at least have some personality that makes it less difficult to watch. She presents nothing to the audience to endear herself to them, and they're the ones who will be voting.
Of course, I've disliked her since the second season of their show, but I really think if she'd presented something likable here, I would have seen it.
I forgot to mention how much I hate it when she rolls her eyes at people (like the judges).
I'm watching it now and I just this minute saw her get voted to stay on for another week. Gag me.