What is it with female Disney stars these day? Was Haley Mills like this? How about girl who played Jane Banks in Mary Poppins? Did she go all wild child as soon as she reached puberty? We think not.
Anyway. We've sat through the trailer for Machete a couple of times. Machete is the film in which Lindsay Lohan finally makes her come back. But we can't tell who should be more offended by it. Mexicans? Motorcyclists? Catholics? Anyone whose last name is Lohan?
At 1:40, that's 23-year-old Lilo cozying up to 65-year-old Danny Tejo. Honestly. How vomit-y can you get?
We're pretty sure Machete won't be shown at the Venice Film Festival, but if it were, Cheech Marin would deserve an award of some kind. His portrayal of a ruthless gun-toting priest is the most realistic thing in the film. On top of that, he didn't burst out laughing during any of his scenes--and we hear he has a pretty good sense of humor.
Machete goes direct to video premieres on April 10. In protest, we plan to stay at home watching our video of The Parent Trap.
Ewwww. Ewwww. Ew.
Looks like a Funnyordie video to me.
It looks like an old drive-in theater movie. The kind nobody ever watched, cause (a) they were too dumb and (b) hanging out with your friends and people watching was 100 times better.
This is a joke, right? It has to be. It just has to be.
Did anyone else notice that the dude playing the character 'Machete' also played a character named 'Machete' on the Spy Kids movie?
This is a joke, right? It has to be. It just has to be.
Did anyone else notice that the dude playing the character 'Machete' also played a character named 'Machete' on the Spy Kids movie?
I only clicked submit once, I swear!
That was Lohan? I didn't even recognize her with the bad porn face. The movie looks hideous. If those are the best scenes... UGH!
is this based on the fake trailer in the grindhouse movie?
Sad. So sad. I will watch Parent Trap again... and again remember the potential... and once again mourn the losses of both. One just makes me sad... the other just makes me want to barf.
is it bad that her part was the least objectionable part of that?