Beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft 7in-5ft 8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.
So reads the casting notice for the latest installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise... in fact, actresses can expect to undergo a "jiggle test" at audition... No Jiggle, No Job.
Why? You might rightly ask. Well, here is your answer: In the last movie, there were enhanced breasts to give that 18th-century whorish look, and men were pretty well padded too, and no one worried," a former casting agent said. "But times are changing, and the audience can spot false breasts.
First of all, the last movie was only in 2007... audiences could pretty much spot fake boobs even way back then and secondly, the men were padded too?
Does this mean what Mamarazzi hopes thinks?
Only real big d*cks need apply?
Ahoy!
Maybe if we're lucky, it'll be in 3D.
... Or perhaps 36D.