Olá!
I am Gisele! I am SUPERMODEL! I am more beautiful than you and more beautiful than you and definitely more beautiful than YOU. Yes? We will not argue this, I think.
Did you know I had a baby? In a bathtub? Without the drugs? Did you do that? No, I think you did not. But, you are not Gisele and you are not Supermodel and so you do not to that.
Also, I never had to wear the clothes of the, how do you say? Fat lady? Ah, maternity. I never had to wear the maternity clothes. I put on little weight but it all in my boobs...
But, what you need to know is that also, the birth? It didn't hurt. 'It didn't hurt in the slightest.
'The whole time my mind was focused in each contraction on the thought 'my baby is closer to coming out'.
'It wasn't like 'this is so painful'. So I transformed that intense feeling into a hope of seeing him.'
Is the birth not like that for you? You cried? You took the drugs? You blew up like balloon?
I guess that is what put the Super in Model.
Beijos!
She really is lucky then, isn't she?
I saw that and thought, "Someone's post-partum hormones have made her very delusional."
Ha! This was very funny.
Oh yes, that's exactly how it was for me! I didn't ONCE feel pain or scream out, "Oh f_ck, why didn't anyone TELL me about this part?"
Oh Yeah, I had a pain-free 22 hours of labor, entirely able to transform the pain into positive thoughts.
I'm also Ghandi. And if you believe that, I've got a beachfront property in Missouri for sale.
lol! Delusional is right. I know this is like trough time for the homebirth, hate c-sectioners crowd. The fact is, I still have yet to meet a homebirther who acts like a mature adult and mother as opposed to a twelve year old prepubescent girl. These chics are ironically quite bitter! Makes you wonder what really went down.
I had a dream to make my organization, but I didn't have enough of cash to do that. Thank heaven my close dude said to take the personal loans. Thus I took the college loan and made real my old dream.