It's official: Celebrating Valentine's Day at some fancy-schmancy lovey-dovey restaurant is SO 2009.
Here's how our opinion leaders do it right:

The Splendiferous Jolie-Pitt clan grabbed gelato at some dive. Granted, that dive is in Venice, Italy. And it is gelato; sweet, creamy to-die-for gelato.


Meanwhile, Britney (seriously, she needs no surname) and her boyfriend, Jason Trawick (he does need one) dined at McDonald's. McDonalds, people. And it's for them, not a kid in sight. From the desperate look on their faces, they needed that Mickey Dee fix, stat.

Yes, tacky Valentine's days rule, We wouldn't put it past our Hollywood heroes to spend next Valentine's Day messing around in the 7-foot Champagne Glass Whirlpool Bath-for-Two at the Pocono Palace. But only if they could get McDonald's delivery.
All photos: Fame Pictures
Heaven help Brad and Angie when Z's estrogen kicks in. I have never seen a little girl rock a HAT before.
Both of the girls' hats rock. Now if Dad would just toss his in the washing machine...