Rumor has it that former boy toy Jesus Luz gave Madge the kiss-off.
Rumor also has it that she has another romantic relationship in mind.
Allow us to introduce you to model/actor/younger man Jon Kortajarena. He's a tall, dark Spanish male model who's less than half her age. Basically, he could pass for Jesus Luz. At least, in a dim light:
Jon Kortajarena with an old bag
Shoeless Jon Kortajarena
We can almost hear Madge murmuring "Stubble, stubble / Toil and trouble"
What do you think? Yummy? Or is this a case of Coke/Pepsi, i.e., most people won't be able to tell Jon from Jesus?
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Photos courtesy of DListed
LMAO! I am just wondering if the *old bag* was intended as the marvelous double entendre it ended up being. Definitely coke-pepsi thing. And no freaking way in hell would she be attracting these young guys if she wasn't "who she is".
OK, flutterby; I confess. Old bag pun intended. I couldn't resist!
I was going to mention how the "Jon Kortajarena with an old bag" line cracked me up but flutterby beat me to it. So I won't mention it.