Anyone can play! Select the time when you first realized Sir Elton was a douchenoodle, and we'll tell you how old you are. Was it when
1) Elton wore crazy costumes
hundreds of pairs of platform shoes, and custom-made glasses
in a failed attempt
to divert attention from his balding pate?
2) Was it when he
started writing music for Walt Disney
abandoned his failed attempts to cover his balding head, had doll hair glued to his scalp, and
recycled "Candle in the Wind" for Princess Diana's funeral?
3) Or when, in a lame attempt to appear relevant and controversial, he announced that the extremely long-haired Jesus was gay.
Yes, we attribute the whole thing to hair envy. We really are that shallow.
If you picked 1: You're a baby boomer! We're sorry.
If you picked 2: You're Generation X! Keep trying to stay hip!
If you picked 3: You're timeless and eternal, like Elton's new hair.
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