It's that time again, dahhhh-lings, New York Fashion Week, in which we learn what we are to wear this upcoming Fall and Winter.
1. As dictated by the photo above, look absolutely wiped out. Win! We can do that!
2. Rodarte suggests we wrap ourselves in anything we can find during the moments between stuffing Pop Tarts® into our kids' mouths and whisking them to the bus stop. Can do!
3. The divine Kimora Lee's Baby Phat line encourages us to forget to put on our pants before rushing out the door. No problem-o!
4. Better yet, just wear your robe all day. Hey, Donna Karan, we're WAY ahead of you.
5. For the man in your life, Vivienne Westwood suggests that he forget to take off the crown upon exiting the neighborhood Burger King®. Done and done.
6. Finally, rounding out the fashion trends we can achieve, bless Richie Rich and Pamela Anderson for reminding us that it's OK to rock our bumpy thighs at the beach. Yes. We. Can! And will. Phooey.
I'm very disappointed to see no pink microfleece PJs with hearts printed all over them. Or flannel ones with sock monkeys.
But then, I've always been in the fashion vanguard. Maybe these so-called "designers" will catch up with me next year.
Don't forget the pink fluffy socks, Poppy!
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Good god, looking at that photo of Pamela is like not being able to tear your eyes away from a traffic accident. It's creepy. And her right knee looks like it's misshapen somehow. Look away, look away!