Sorry, George. Women have spoken and it seems that we don't like your sort as much as we thought.
Nothing personal, Your Toe Curling-ness. According to a poll of 2,500 women, conducted by www.onepoll.com, 91% of women secretly want guys less perfect than your lovely self.
Women dig stubble. Yeah baby, Hugh Laurie as Dr. House!
Women like tech geeks, like our friend Bill Gates, shown here as a 19 year old bad boy. We know! Bill Gates has street cred!
Fifty-eight per cent of women even want a guy who doesn't care what he eats over someone who is watching his weight and counting calories. Ummm, Jack Black?
Women also like hairy chest, guys with a soft spot, grey hair, and glasses. Nearly two-thirds of women polled said they would like a man who got ready quickly rather than fussing over what he looked like.
We lust for Captain Kangaroo?!
Ladies, Mamarazzi plugged all this info into our Uniblab computer and it spat out Your Perfect Man. So who is the man who possesses virtually all of these most desirable qualities?
Mr. Robin Williams!
Or Salma Hayek as Frida Khalo.
I really don't get the George thing. He's old! And has grey hair! I'm not into either of those things. Silver foxes is another word for "past their prime". I'll pass.
Hmmm...out of all of those, I'm still going with George. I don't care what the pole said, I loves me some Clooney. :)
I meant poll...perhaps I made a Freudian slip before. ;)
George actually is starting to look a little long in the tooth. (Not that I'd kick him out of bed, being as how I'm Mamarazzi's version of Grandma Moses.)
Just wanted to say two things. I pink puffy heart that picture of Hugh Laurie giving the world the stretchy latex finger.
Also, like the other three people who actually saw The Fisher King in the theater, I still wake up screaming over the sight of Naked Robin Williams. So while I can't be happy that you've reintroduced me to that particular horror, maybe now there will be enough fellow sufferers to start an on-line support group.
I'm glad to know my competition for George's attention has decreased... because YUM.
Grey hair? Not a problem... Over 40? Ditto!!! But I do like my handsome men with out commitment issues!!
If grey hair means past prime, then I was past prime at 25. And I've been hiding it ever since.
And if Clooney's old, then I'm just... well... that's too damned depressing to contemplate.
And I ditto re: the photo of House. That. is. hot.