Apparently, the farther you are from Madge's Vadge, i.e., Madonna's girlie bits, the better you dress.
But don't take our word for it. Here's the proof:
Adopted daughter Mercy is baby bliss in her matching knit cloche and neck scarf.
Meanwhile, Lourdes is rocking her striped tights and motorcycle boots--but she also looks a little reminiscent of an extra from Tim Burton's new Alice in Wonderland movie.
We say this in all love: there's whimsical, and then there's a future Helena Bonham Carter. If this escalates for another 10 years, mockery may ensue. But not yet.
And then there's Madge herself. She looks like she's been dumpster diving behind Jon Gosselin's house.
Seriously, Ed Hardy? We never thought we'd see the Material Girl so far behind the style curve. Jon gets paid to wear it, but what's her excuse?
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Photos courtesy of DListed.com
the word "adopted" should really not be used as an adjective. You could use "adorable" or something else, but "adopted" has no bearing on the story.
And Ed Hardy? Seriously Madge?!
Ummm...that was a part of the joke, wasn't it? The further from Madge's Vadge? An adopted child would be further away than a biological child. And the adopted child was the best dressed.
Or did I miss something?
Hey Spring,
Yeah, that was the point.
(Obviously my "wit" was batting about a .125--if that!)
At least we're all agreed on that whole Ed Hardy debacle!