Forbes magazine has released their list of America's Most Trusted Celebrities. The winner? King Mufasa! OK, it was really James Earl Jones, who remains squeaky clean despite having a name that sounds like a serial killer.
Second Place? Sheriff Woody! All right, Tom Hanks. You know, the superstar who raves about sex with his long-term wife? Unreal!
We see a pattern. These two actors not only have unblemished pasts, they do their fair share of Disney voice work.
Americans trust cartoons.
Mamarazzi has its own criteria for trustworthy celebs. We trust certain celebs to misbehave.
Mamarazzi's Top Two Most Trusted Celebrities to Misbehave:
#2: Mel Gibson. The latest? Mel has fired his bodyguards. He will now protect his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva and their two-month-old baby daughter Lucia himself - with a gun.
Think about it: Not-paranoid-or-anything, no-personal-or-family-history-of-nuttyness Mel Gibson with a real live GUN. Um, Mel? It sounds like a cartoon: An intruder enters your love nest in the middle of the night. You, half-awake, comedically confused and pumped full of adrenaline, lunge all crazy-eyed from bed with a GUN. Hilarity ensues. Um, wakie wakie, Mel. As unreal as your thoughts may be, life is not a cartoon.
But as awesomely loose cannon like as Mel can be, we award #1 to our old pal:
Courtney Love! Thanks to the wonder that is the internet, we know we can count on the ever-entertaining cartoonish Ms. Love to provide us with daily illustrations of The Crazy.
"I'm a good rock musician; I am one suck-ass celebrity, though."
Oh Courtney, we beg to differ. You're #1 to us. And your music sucks. Trust us.
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