Tiger and Loredana Jolie courtesy of The Newsjunkie
Remember last year at this time, when all everyone ever talked about was Bernie Madoff's Ponzi scheme? Well, we're still talking about Ponzi schemes, except instead of Wall Street investments, it's a Ponzi scheme of news.
See, we've just heard that Tiger Woods' Official Mistress No. 19, Loredana Jolie, is trying to sell the story of their relationship to the media. For $1 million, she'll tell us everything she saw Tiger do, including the part where he supposedly had sex with men.
She's got to be crazy. At this point, Tiger Woods has had sex with everyone on the planet. Male, female, Cylon, Replicant--anything with an orifice.
Doesn't this skank realize that when everyone has had sex with Tiger Woods, the going rate for a tell-all story goes down? It's a simple question of supply and demand.
And how good a story can she tell? Let's face it; if your only appearance in print was as a Playboy pictorial, chances are you're not much of a raconteur.
And with those nails, she probably can't even type.
If we have to hear about this (and apparently we do) why can't we get the story from an actual reputable journalist?
Like Anderson Cooper.
Only Poppy could find a photo of Tiger doing his "O" face!!
Well YEAH! Cousin Serena was HOT!