It used to be, that having a baby whilst one was young and out-of-wedlock was a one-way ticket on the Poverty and Hardship Train.
However, the teenage mavericky offspring of Sarah, Bristol Palin will be receiving a six-figure paycheck for agreeing to appear on a national magazine cover with her family.
She is also said to have filed the paperwork to start a company to provide lobbying, public relations and political consulting services.
Clearly, all today's young woman needs for a career and financial security is to get a Masters in Levi's johnson.
You're obviously posting as the thoroughly evil mother of four sons.
If you had a daughter, you'd be trembling in your bunny slippers. I know I am!