Andy Warhol is famous for saying, "In the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes." (In his case, he was famous for longer than 15 minutes. What's up with that, Andy?)
At any rate, we think it's time to update Warhol's saying. We say "In the future, everyone will launch a celebrity fragrance."
Think about it. Everyone with any pretensions to fame has a signature fragrance. Recent or soon-to-be-launched celebrity scents are coming from: Reese Witherspoon, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Daisy Fuentes, David and Victoria Beckham, Faith Hill, Halle Berry, Demi Moore, J-Lo, Kim Kardashian, Eva Longoria, Paris Hilton, Gwen Stefani, Rihanna, and Sarah Jessica Parker.
Who's next, Octomom? We're surprised Brad Pitt hasn't come out with Eau de Goatee.
With all this cologne flooding the stores, there must be some way to figure out what to buy.
Mamarazzi is here to help. Our number one tip: never buy a fragrance marketed by anyone who's made a sex tape.
Which is why we're not heading to Rite-Aid to buy a bottle of Pamela Anderson's Malibu Pink. Hello? The name alone boggles the mind.
I can only imagine that Malibu Pink smells a whole lot like Love's Baby Soft.
What does a "Volputuous Fragrance" even smell like?
Jen: We'd be lucky if Malibu pink smells like Love's Baby Soft. It's probably more like Love's Tartar Sauce.
Emily: I'm not sure, but I think a voluptuous fragrance smells like whatever it takes to fit into a DD-cup bra. I'm thinking potato chips, Dairy Queen Blizzards, and silicone.
Love's Tartar Sauce! Maybe it's the endlessly lingering effects of last night's Nyquil, but I'm seriously ROFL-ing!
'in the future everyone will smell great for 15 minutes' (or like the dumpster outside an amsterdam bordello...)