So. Jennifer Love Hewitt has written a book and reportedly has devoted an entire chapter to be-jazzling your va-jay-jay.
She explains, at about 2:30 in the video above, that her Swarovski crystaled be-jazzle looks like a little pink disco ball.
We've been trying to form a mental image of that one all day.
Now, Lopez Tonight host George Lopez appears to be thrilled by this to the point that he goes down... to KISS HER HAND, people. Yes, we got a little nervous when he got off his chair, too.
We suspect that George is mainly thrilled because he's thinking, "YES! People will watch me on YouTube! People will talk! Move over Jay and Conan, it's George's turn to host The Tonight Show!". Hey, he just may be right.
We're preparing ourselves for lots and lots of photos of starlets going commando. This disco ball business gives a whole new meaning to the word "flashing".
Because we like to adopt every new fad, we're thinking, "How can we make our lady parts look like little pink disco balls?". You know, it seems a bit labor intensive. Like, have you ever endured a Brazilian? Gaaa-youch! Ever imagine trying to walk with your thighs scraping against sharp little crystals? Oh, how we suffer for beauty.
So, would you be-jazzle your va-jay-jay? Would you try to turn your shagadelic scene into a disco inferno?
I don't think it's anything I'd ever do, but if that's what floats her boat, I'm ok with it. Ok, ok, I'm a little intrigued with it. :) I always feel so bad for J.Love. She seems like such a nice girl and like she'd be cool to have has a friend, but she gets so much negative press.
I don't even understand how one vagazzles one's action... crazy glue and totally shaved action?
I think when you mentioned "thighs scraping against sharp crystals" is well-said. Whatever you want to do, but that's what I think of, too, the practical matters!
I barely have time to keep my eyebrows tweezed, much less bedazzle ANYTHING.
Welllll... considering how a real Bedazzler works... there is just No. Freaking. Way. I can't imagine what ever she's got going on in that region is any kind of permanent decor!