Dear Pamela:
Recently you've been quoted in the media saying that your 12- and 13-year old sons are unaware of your career.
Well, enjoy this halcyon state while it lasts.
We don't know whether you've noticed, but kids these days are all over the internet.
And so are you.
Listen, this is experience talking.
When you have a 13-year-old son and you blog as "Poppy Buxom," the other kids take notice. And that was just a blog.
It wasn't a sex tape or a Playboy centerfold or a lot of breast surgery or serial marriages or romping around in a red bathing suit on television or squillions of pictures all over the internet your impressive body of work.
Trust us. It's inevitable. Act like a Boy Scout--be prepared.
Sincerely yours,
Mamarazzi
Pardon my French, but she's full of SHIT if she thinks they aren't aware of any of that and MORE. Because even if she doesn't let her boys online??? I refuse to believe they don't have friends pointing out to them at every turn what a total SKANKY HO' their mother is. . they would have to be locked away in a dark room with no computer or TV or anything else to not know what she is. And trust me... I am sure there are plenty of them at Grannie's trailer park pointing it all out to them if they aren't finding it out at home. She is deluded.
All they have to do is Google "skank" and she pops up. Bleck. She is so nasty.
LOL actually if you Google "skank" then go to the images, she doesn't show up until the 3rd page, lol! Paris Hilton shows up in the first page. Yes... I just had to try it and see, lol!
Hey, as long as my name doesn't pop up on a skank search, I'm good.