You know, some celebrity endorsements make a lot of sense. Like Farrah Fawcett for shampoo.
Or Elizabeth Taylor for junk food:
(If only someone had told her to back away from the chocolates.)
Nicole Kidman for Botox
and Bob Dole for Viagra.
Other endorsements make us go "hmmm," like OJ Simpson for Hertz
(Does Hertz even rent Broncos?)
or "wtf?" like Donald Trump for his pointer finger The World's Greatest Combover.
OK, FINE. It's the world's greatest steak. We suppose.
Well, Tori and Dean have started promoting toilet paper. Apparently it has to do with how you like your toilet paper to go into the holder. Apparently she likes the paper on top, and he's more of a bottom. We can see it now: "Cottonelle. Because that's how we roll."
Anyway, here they are endorsing Cottonelle,
unless it's puppies. Or wearing more makeup than a trannie going out on Halloween as Joan Crawford: The Later Years.
We wonder how much they're getting paid to make us associate them with assholes. We suspect the answer is "not enough."
They're in Hollywood, so everyone associates them with assholes already. I canNOT believe I'm the first one to say this.)
And I can't believe you're here and commenting! People! Joke is in the house!
If you're in not good state and have no money to move out from that point, you would need to take the credit loans. Because that will aid you for sure. I get college loan every single year and feel fine just because of this.
People deserve wealthy life and mortgage loans or just college loan can make it much better. Just because freedom is grounded on money.