Even though some of us don't agree with his politics, this is one hot Senator. Daddy issues aside, we bet a lot of Generation Y and even a few underage Gen Z-ers want to kiss their computer screens right now.
Some of us at Mamarazzi recall a tingling sensation when we first saw this photo:
Yes, back in 1982, Cosmopolitan magazine featured this centerfold of a 22 year old law student, coyly covering his well-shadowed area in the unfortunately-placed page break. Hoo boy, handsome and capable of making enough money to keep us in cashmere leg warmers!
Oh, we lovingly imagined the photo shoot, the young, hirsute Scott Brown posing while the photographer blasted 1982's unfortunate hit song, Physical, followed by Tainted Love. We imagined the photog urging young Scott to imagine himself as Tom Selleck in private with Olivia Newton-John. ♪ I wanna get an-i-mal, an-i-mal! ♪
Flash forward 28 years. In an ultra-controversial political race, Senator Centerfold has just been elected to fill Ted Kennedy's vacant seat in the U.S. Senate. It's been said that he won because a lot of angry independents voted him in. We say it has nothing to do with politics, it's because lust-blinded ladies still swoon over the well-preserved 50 year old.
Sorry ladies, he's been married to the same woman for 23 years.
Still, tacky and tasteless as it is, we're expecting a woman or two to step forward and claim that they've recently gotten an-i-mal with Mr. Brown. We're even expecting, within a couple of years, a John Edwards announcement from Senator Centerfold.
Agree or not? Seriously, when do you think the mistresses will appear? A week? A month? Today?
* with sincere apologies to The J. Geils Band
I'm trying to look at him objectively and to objectify him as a pin-up, but I just can't past his politics.
Poor MaryEllen... I've been razzing her about Senator Centerfold... one question though: how quickly would this have derailed a woman's chance at a political seat?
Jen, I completely understand!
Oh Kristin no "poor maryellen" needed! I have laughing about this all week!
For the record I want to say that he is 7 years older than I am.
What was my mother thinking allowing her 18 year old kinda virginal daughter out with the cosmo bachelor of the year!
A naked woman could only be elected to office in Italy...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilona_Staller
Girls, don't become too alarmed. He's much too like a JFK democrat, if you can remember back that far. He's fine. Leave him be.
Nah, I don't think there are any mistresses. Did you know that his oldest daughter was a contestant on American Idol a few years ago?
Unfortunately, he's a Republican.
Maryellen, I want to party with your mom!
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